A Little More Truthiness

Seriously, Peria Jerry might be my favorite human being in the history of human beings. Consider this quote from the Commercial Appeal article that ran this weekend on Peria. Its from his former coach at Hargrave.

"He is the toughest kid I've ever coached here. Peria is just plain mean."

Remember how being the laziest man in Los Angeles put the Dude in the running for the title of 'laziest man in the world' in the Big Lebowski? Well, when the head football coach at a quasi-military academy that exists, as far as I can tell, solely for the purpose of turning hard-assed, violent, talented but troubled football players into disciplined young men calls you the "toughest kid (he's) ever coached," that at least puts you in the running for toughest man in America, right? Trick question. We already know that Peria is the toughest life force in the galaxy.

Also, somewhere early in that article, maybe the third paragraph, the guy who wrote it wrote something that could vaguely be construed as referring to Peria as the Truth. Frebs' influence grows by the day.

Anyhow, Frebs is back from the holidays and will have much to discuss over the next few days. It's going to be a busy week at work, and the New Year festivities will likely cause a moral hangover and general feeling of "fart brainery" but we'll do our best to keep all 7 of you readers mildly amused over the course of the next week. A belated and sincere Merry Christmas to you.