"It's just YOU and ME! Ha Ha!"
Dear Rebels, Collectively,
Listen, I don't know if you guys know this, but we didn't just forget about you, OK? We're not stupid. We don't have alzheimers. Nothing has been forgiven.
So you can stop climbing up on the crows nest and flipping us off already. We're trying to cut you some slack, but you keep taunting us.
So listen, pricks, do you know how a prison guard operates? He doesn't want to seriously injure anyone, but he's forced to demonstrate his authority on occasion. So he billy clubs a little guy in the ribs in the lunch room. Or he domes a stray gang banger with his flashlight. Nothing serious. No emergency room. Just a little love tap. Did you guys like Oz? We did. Aaaaaaaaaaanyhoo...
I just wanted to say hey to you guys, give you a little taste, and to let you know that if we wanted to, we could seriously fuck you up.
All best,
Ralpheus
Eminent Treasurer
The Sports Gods, LLC
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