Showing posts with label Recruiting. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Recruiting. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

38 Special or What Would Gavin Stevens Do?

We can't get mad at anyone for hating us. We truly believe that. It was the unsinkable George Straight, after all, who told us that you can't make a heart love somebody. And hate, being the contrarian bastard that it is, doesn't submit itself to reason either.

So while we disagree with the Razorbacks about Houston Nutt, obviously, we can understand their angst. They're relatively new in the conference, and nobody really cares about playing against them. True, they have that trophy game with LSU, but that game is only a rivalry by default. Auburn had Bama. State had Ole Miss. And LSU and Arkansas looked around and realized there was nobody left but eachother, so they might as well make the best of it. Sorta like the two nerdy kids during a slow song at the Jr. High dance. What's worse is that LSU probably considers four other games as bigger rivalries than the Hogs' biggest.




The Battle for the "Golden Boot" or whatever



They've been desperate for a genuine rivalry, so when Razorback fans go on ad nauseam about Houston Nutt's shortcomings, the only courteous thing to do is quietly ignore them, and extricate yourself from the situation. Similar to what old Houston himself did in the first place.

The walk-on alums don't really recognize that you are trying to politely back away from the confrontation, though. Thus they're still trolling message boards, still calling into the radio shows, still bitter in every way imaginable. Even the brighter ones want to wax poetic about a man who rid himself of their lives over a year ago. They'll go highbrow on you. Get all literary.

The same fanbase that produces knuckleheads who degrade our coach's family, also sends us some bookish dude to let us know that in some fictional alternate universe, Houston Nutt runs with the Snopes clan in the wrong part of Yoknapatawpha County.

Well excuse us, but we fail to see just what in the motherfuck these people are talking about. Being from Oxford and all, we'd like to take the opportunity to ask these clowns what they think Gavin Stevens would do if 50,000 overzealous, ill-tempered crazies made it clear that they hated him and wanted him to leave. We'd like to think that Faulkner's hero, the traditional Southern Marcus Aurelius disciple that he is, would leave and vow revenge. Consequently, we'd like to congratulate the literary Hogs on getting one thing right: The past isn't dead. It isn't even past.

For us, National Signing Day was the official end of the "courteous" period with our neighbors to the Northwest. It's pretty much been a full football year with Houston. The honeymoon has had every opportunity to be over. We're still pretty keen on the guy.

They told us, first, that in general the guy couldn't coach. Once soundly disproven, the argument was then whittled away and whittled away until, finally, the last leg the lunatic fringe had to stand on was Houston's recruiting. "Once Orgeron's talent leaves, you'll see!" they said.

Well today we watched as the University recieved 38 Letters of Intent from kids who held offers from damn near every team in the nation. Georgia and Florida want the blue-chip offensive lineman? He chooses Ole Miss. Bama after the can't miss wide receiver? Sorry, he's in too. Auburn offers a slew of our defensive commits? Staying solid. The mighty Petrino gets after those Florida DEs and LBs? Sorry Bob. Welcome to the SEC.

What we wound up with at the end of today was something that has a very legitimate chance of becoming the very best signing class in the post-Vaught era. It is large. It addresses needs. It is short on grade risks and long on talent.

It's also a little scary, but that's cool.

The point of all of this is that we don't have to be polite with the Hog fans anymore. If they are too stupid to realize that they have consistently been made to look like fools, then so be it. They have every right to continue to call us rivals, as long as they understand that for 51 weeks out of the year we'd rather not be bothered with defending our coach. We got nine wins, an excited fanbase and, as of today, one bad ass signing class. One of these days their burning hatred will flicker then dim then burn itself out, and perhaps the smarter ones will realize: those are really the only things that matter.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

The Cincinatti Vid and a Couple of Observations



  • Oh boy: Well, the Zapruder film has finally surfaced in Taxicab Confessions/ Bin Ladengate. Here's the abbreviated version from the news station WLWT in Cincinatti. I would like to link to the entire thing, for those of you who wish to watch an hour's worth of fuzzy police dashboard video footage, but midway through the elongated version Kennedy gives his cell and SSN#, and I'm not a big enough ass to spread that around. Also, WTF WLWT? That shit better be edited out by the time I get up in the morning. I watched the whole thing, and will say that the majority of the video consists of AK being level headed, while the Armstrong guy goes ape shit at certain times. Meanwhile, Cop #1 is a ginormous dickhead, while Cop #2 wins the game of life. The highlight of the entire thing? Cop #2: "You think we've never dealt with the national media? We deal with the Bengals." Your move, OchoCinco.

  • Ugh. Recruiting: Full disclosure, I've been tuning in to the recruiting boards a little. First off, 99% of the people who post there are unbelievably stupid. Secondly, it should go without saying that Forward Rebels believes "star rankings" are subjective, arbitrary and about as accurate as odds on dog-racing. But, but but, the first week of February is fun in that way that 90's Country songs on the radio when no one else is in the car are fun. Guilty pleasures are indeed, highly pleasurable. Frebs' sources confirm that of our remaining big name guys we're after, only Marlon Brown is unlikely for us. Take that for what its worth. Also, if you think Ja-Mes will be the weirdest name for a wide reciever in this class, you got another thing coming.

  • Hey Dogs:

This is what a mismatch looks like.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Rebs on the Wire

Umk. For the life of me I can't figure out how to do the cool link thing where like you throw a link out, but instead of http://yadayadayada dot com, it has some word so you can incorporate the link into a sentence. You know what I'm talking about. Whatever. Its not like anybodys reading this anyway.



  • So the Sporting News took this story off the AP wire from somewhere in MS. Don't know who wrote it, but its basically just an idea of how fired up a lot of the Rebs are about the prospect of Bowling this year. Of note are a couple of quotes from Jason Cook. Guy really wants a bowl game. Not to give too much away, but this week's game should mean a shit-ton more than a typical UL-M game to guys like Cook and Big Mike and Peria. I'll touch on that later in the week. Aaaaaaanyhoo, also of note in this article is Ol' Archie just pining over a Liberty Bowl invite. That's right, Arch. Shoot for the stars, bud. http://www.sportingnews.com/yourturn/viewtopic.php?t=485578

  • I got this friend who somehow gets to sit on the sideline at Vaught-Hemingway. He spent the Auburn game chatting it up with one of Andy Kennedy's assistants (the basketball teams trotted out in front of the student section at halftime). Anyhow, he told me this story about how the first time Ole Miss beat State in Oxford after Kennedy took over, Tricky Rick Stansbury came to shake AK's hand after the buzzer. Kennedy's lone sentence, verbatim: "You better fuckin' get used to it." Pivot. Turn. Exit. Curtains. In addition to being a supremely funny guy (in a Steve Polychronopolous / Nelson Muntz type of way) , apparently Kennedy knows how to recruit: http://www.clarionledger.com/article/20081112/SPORTS030103/81112021/1001/news




Yep Rick. I'm bringin' in Top-30 guys now. Ha Ha!
  • For much better, much more insightful Rebel hoops commentary, you should definitely visit http://crepepaper.blogspot.com/ if you're not already. Those guys over there are primo-bloggers. Of course, so is the gang over at http://www.redsolocup.com/ , who graciously gave me a shout-out earlier today. Many thanks and a wholehearted endorsement to those guys. At their best they will get you in trouble at the office for laughing too loudly (I speak from experience), and at their worst they're still infinitely funnier than me.


Sunday, November 9, 2008

Bye Week Recruiting Notes: A Profile in Dedication

In an effort to prove my dedication to you, the legions of loyal followers of Forward Rebels, I sacrificed my Friday night ( I had like a zillion party options - duh) in order to drive down to Olive Branch to take in the OB vs. Tupelo playoff game this weekend. Recruiting guru and first class Beck-bully Theo Holland assured me there were no fewer than six future D-1 players on the field, at least a couple of whom Ole Miss has a legit shot at landing this year.

To be honest I was more than a little fired up about taking in a 5A playoff game between two traditionally strong football schools. The last time me and Theo did something like this, we went to see Olive Branch against S. Panola - I can't remember the year but Chris Strong was a junior I had never heard of when we got there, and I watched him just dominate OB's offensive line the entire night. Two years later when we signed him I sent out a confusing mass text-message that read, simply: Something wicked this way comes. Now I think the guy is a backup DE at like Northeast. Guy signed with the Rebs, Coach O called him the "cornerstone of his class", then he got stuck in the tweener zone (too slow for OLB, too small for DE), then he posted a buckshot GPA, then he left the school having never recorded a single tackle (guessing). So, yeah, I've been wrong before about highschoolers, but I digress.

Like I say, I was fired up about the game. Brought my digital camera along. Thought about bringing pen and pad. Noticeably excited. So much so that when we had to stop for directions at a sketchy Shell station after taking a wrong turn out of a Dodge's Chicken (Theo = big fan of the jojo's), I was probably grinning when I approached the counter. The girl on the other side had a cell phone to her ear, was chewing a piece of gum, and her Shell nametag / pin said her name was Brandy. Brandy was also about 12 months pregnant. Maybe 18 years old.

Me: Hey can you tell me how to get to the game - we're lost.
Brandy: *into cell phone* Shit. Hold own.
Me: Yeah can you tell me how to get to the game.
Brandy: You ain't from here?
Me: No.
Brandy: You from Tupelo?
Me: No.
Brandy: Wait. So you ain't from here or Tupelo, but you goin' to tha game. You from South Panowlah?
Me: No. I think we took a wrong turn off of 305, could you...
Brandy: You ain't with the paper either, huh. I mean, how come you want to come down to Olive Branch to watch a damn football game? Ain't neither one of these teams gone beat Panowlah. Shit. Its Friday. Go do somethin.

Shell: Where taking-a-long-hard-look-at-your-reflection-in-the-dingy-bulletproof-casing-around-the-checkout-area Happens.


Anyhow we eventually made it to the game. Among the players of note:

  • Chad Bumphis: Bumphis is listed at 5'10 and could very well be, provided that everyone else on the field was > than 5'10. Regardless of not being the biggest guy on the field, he did provide a few glimpses of big-play potential - the kid's got offers from all over the place but supposedly has it narrowed down to Ole Miss, LSU, Florida, and I believe Bama. He was Tupelo's best athlete, ligning up at WR, KR, Punter and (according to T-Bone) the premier back in some variation of the Wild Cat, though I never saw the formation Friday night. We really got gipped out of seeing him at his best, as he was hobbled with a left ankle injury when we got there. Then in the 3rd quarter (on a play where he fumbled) he appeared to hurt his other ankle. The rest of the game he acted like he could barely walk, though he stayed in the game (it was a very close game to the end). In short, I obviously trust the recruting staffs of the SEC over my own untrained eyes, so even after a sub-par performance, I'd still love to see Bumphis in Rebel gear. Guy is tiny, injury prone, can run some form of the Wild Cat, and tends to put the ball on the ground. Insert Dex joke * here*.



  • Rod Woodson (seriously)
This guy is going to be a monster. He plays OLB but he probably projects to play Strong Safety like his namesake. Really, he flat out dominated Tupelo's tackles, consistently beating them around the edge to just crush the QB from the blind side. He also had a pick-six. Guy's already built like a tank, and has blazing speed. The bad news is that he's committed to Bama. The silver lining is that its only November. Regardless, it was fun watching him just repeatedly clobber this guy:


  • Johnny QB



OK I can't remember Tupelo's quarterback's name, but he's committed to LSU. He's a better than good high school QB with a good, quick release and decent mobility. BUT, T-bone doesn't see the guy getting much PT in Baton Rouge, and as you can see, he really pissed off his coach. That said, in a league where Jonathan Crompton, Wes Carrol, and a plethora of Auburn QB's exist, I don't see why this guy couldn't at least get a shot. Also, there was this guy:






  • Tree Ent
Olive Branch had an offensive tackle that was one of the largest human beings I've ever seen. Again, can't recall his name, but he's committed to UT. T-Bone tells me that he doesn't have an offer from either us or State, which seems odd to me. He did seem a little soft and didn't really dominate nearly as much as someone his size should BUT, with that framework I'm sure he could be coached up. Guy was like 6'6 300. As a high-schooler. Show him some love, Right Reverend.

ed note: A tree ent is a large good guy from Lord of the Rings, for all you non-members of the Fellowship.

Anyhow, on quasi-related notes:
1.) Olive Branch has the sickest high school field I've ever seen. Their turf is the same as the turf at Vaught Hemingway, and their bleachers are all concrete and wrap around the field. Their scoreboard, incidentally, has "Us" and "Y'all" in place of "Home" and "Away". I only mention this because I find it hard to believe that these apparently new facility upgrades didn't have anything to do with Canon Smith's short tenure there. I mean, if the guy's dad (who runs Fed Ex) would do that for a high school that his son attended for one year, think about what he would've done for Ole Miss. Why oh why did you have to catch him with a bunch of beans, OBPD? Just why?

2.) I'm toying with the idea of letting T-Bone join the staff here at Forward Rebels, if only to give recruiting reports. Seriously, the guy probably knows more than Yancy about our recruits, somehow, even though he claims not to surf the webs at work. He would at least remember the guys' names, unlike myself. I've even already chosen a name for his posts: Bone-bits (in re: Yancy's "Tidbits".) I'll keep you posted.